Oh, happy day. You'll recall the new Lenox Grand, correct? That of the great Harlem Lenox smackdown and the $25,000 parking spot condos? Well, construction is moving ahead with the speed of a virile young cheetah, and the model unit is now open for viewings. How do we know? From a multicolored email that is filled with so much overly-enthusiastic brokerspeak that it actually kind of gets us excited. Example:

See – feel – touch – sit and relax in our beautiful Model apartment. This is a unique opportunity to go into a construction zone and walk into a finished oasis. Marvel at the finishes; be amazed at the wood burning fireplace. Envy the buyer who will be preparing sumptuous meals in a fabulous kitchen. The master suite is a world unto itself. The walk in closet is HUGE, the bath is fully appointed; disappear into your own private world of luxury.