On the Market: Tribeca Summit's Excessive Summit
Wednesday, March 14, 2007, by Lockhart

We've obsessed a fair sum about the "excessively Tribeca" development Tribeca Summit at 415 Greenwich Street. (Remember this crazy shit?) But nothing, really, prepared us to confront the Elliman listing for the $32.5 million "penthouse opportunity" at the gutted industrial-era building. We're talking 12,580 square feet! Ten bedrooms! Hypothetically! Because the damn thing hasn't even been built yet ("bring your design architect to create your dream home," reads the broker babble.)
In other words: $32.5 million for a swath of Tribeca rooftop. Goldleaf tarpaper, anyone?
· Listing: 415 Greenwich Street Penthouse [Elliman]
· Any Way You Like it at Tribeca Summit [Curbed]
· Tribeca Summit Update: Models, Sales [Curbed]
I know it seems like a lot but where is the number of bathrooms listed? And are the kitchen appliances "name" appliances or something less? How big is the terrace? Are the views nice, meaning no yuppies or hipsters?
Will they take drug money in cash or must one find legitimate financing?
so AntNY...which kitchen appliances make it worth $32.5M as opposed to say, $30M?? Let me know when they've invented a washing machine that'll wake me up in the morning by sucking my dick.....
Penthouse will never sell for $32.5M. a new building is going up at 408 Greenwich St which will block the views and any remaining view will be blocked by the Jack Parker monstrosity under construction on Washington St.
AntNY (1) - what do the views have to do with yuppies and hipsters?
What percent of that building has actually sold and for how much per square foot? They show asking prices but not accepted prices.
I went to a presentation early on and it seemed they were pricing the units astronomically.
Anybody have any more info?
I'll give them $2 and a broken cookie. Just kidding, I'll give them $32 Million and a broken cookie!
Sorry not my 32mill next listing please
ddigit,
408 Greenwich is going to be the same height as 415. Not a drastic view blocking height really.
Jack Parker's stuff will be 2 blocks west, 3 blocks north and tall and thin. PH will still be able to see plenty of river and sky.
32 mil is crazy though. There are much better places for 1/3 of that.
That broker is THE BIGGEST DOOFUS on the planet. What a MORON!
I hope all the assholes that live in Avalon Shitstain that supposedly have all the money in the world will be making full priced offers on this.
Too late! Glamour already lives there. Dang it.
Aren't their two huge sky lights on the roof that let light into the building? you'd have to build around those, right? Most importantly, can you put a pool up there. Will that include access to the elevator system to take you to the roof? That might make it worth $32,500,000.00.