#2 you're an idiot. Nothing against asking nicely, but these are corporations. You think asking nicely will stop them? Hasn't yet. It may have worked in this instance, but tomorrow it will be someone else in some other part of the city. Reporting them to 311 has little chance to do much either, but at least its a chance these a-holes in marketing wake up. Drapes would be a solution to a street light, but shouldn't be required because someone is shining a movie into your house.
And enough with your hatred of the midwest. Get over it, no one is asking you to move there. And for all your posturing on what you think they are like, you're playing into the stereo-types of NYers (you know arrogant ass-holes). Before you get in a meritless bigotry battle, you may want to stop and think. You may not be as superior as you seem to think you are.