Celebrity Real Estate Wrap: Gwyneth's Great Wall Agitates

Monday, June 25, 2007, by Joey

1) According to Braden Keil, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are pissing off their Amagansett neighbors by building a big wall around their 2.2-acre estate. Then again, the neighbors are probably just jealous about the deal the Paltrow-Martins got. [Braden Keil/Gimme Shelter]

2) Word on the street is that Switch Building broker Avi Voda has been passing around the link to the Jessica Alba item as a promotional tool. Is this an inadvertant confirmation? No word on whether the apartment is for her brosef.

3) Newscaster and hawk hater Paula Zahn is out at tony 927 Fifth Avenue. She's getting a divorce and starting anew in a $40,000/month rental at the Siena on East 76th Street. You see what happens when you fuck with Pale Male? [Keil]

4) In what is assuredly not an indication of what's wrong with the record business, British pop singer Lily Allen's label is putting her up in a $10,000/month apartment overlooking the Hudson (Atelier?) while she makes YouTube videos and goes to parties. [NYMag]

Filed under Manhattan: Lower East Side, Manhattan: Upper East Side, Outside NYC: The Hamptons, Real Estate Miscellany, 927 Fifth Avenue, Celebrity Real Estate, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Alba, Paula Zahn, Switch Building

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Avi Voda might very well be the shadiest broker in NYC.

if it wasnt for his kaballah hookups, he'd be selling stolen watches out of a dirty trenchcoat on Canal street.

- truth.

By avi_shmavi at June 25, 2007 10:39 AM

How fitting that Paul and Dick are going to receive the same thing as Pale Male and Lola.

By anon at June 25, 2007 10:43 AM

I wonder if she does that head tilt thing when she is blowing Paul Fribourg? Someone should put "I'm a whore for multi-millionaires" on her tele-prompter, because she is so stupid she'd read it aloud. She is a total piece of shit.

By anony at June 25, 2007 10:46 AM

Lilly Allen! Lol. She'll be doing tricks at the Atelier soon enough.

By Anonymous at June 25, 2007 11:20 AM

YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, ZAHN? YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH PALE MALE?!!!

By The Orphans at June 25, 2007 1:57 PM

F-U BEEEATCH!!!! I stop crapping on your balcony when you move out.

By Pale Male at June 25, 2007 4:22 PM

I don't understand why Gwenyth has to put up massive security and cameras at every home she owns (I'd be happy to list them if someone wants), considering that she is not present 99% of the time. I live near her in the West Village and have NEVER EVER EVER seen her or know anyone who has seen her around there. Furthermore the curtains and blinds in her windows must be permanently nailed shut. I think she might be a vampire and Apple must be pale as hell.

By seven at June 25, 2007 4:25 PM

In some places a cedar wall is called a fence and is common place around the Hamptons. A fence is required to enclose a pool and can be around the property line or around the pool itself.

By anon at June 25, 2007 4:54 PM