More Standard Porn: The High Line's Perpetual Lap Dance


Wednesday, August 29, 2007, by Joey

Friends: Today is Hotel Day at Curbed HQ, meaning that over the course of our whirlwind Wednesday adventure, you will be reading several items regarding ... hotels. Blame it on our transient nature. Hope you enjoy!

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Following yesterday's photo update of Andre Balazs' Standard Hotel in the Upper MePa, a Curbed reader sends along a couple more shots of the High Line-straddling hotspot-to-be. There's something a little terrifying about the way the Standard just dangles up there, waiting to collapse on the heads of all those taking in a nice Sunday afternoon with a little stroll on the High Line (those who will be allowed to, anyway). Maybe that's just our batophobia. Another thing that could be just us is the Standard Hotel look-alike that immediately popped into our heads after having a glance at yesterday's picture.

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At left, the Standard Hotel. At right, the Star Wars AT-AT All-Terrain Walker. Separated at birth?
· High Line Construction Chronicles: Standard Anything But [Curbed]


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Comments (23 extant)

1.

just curious - does this design create any security vulnerabilities?

By Anonymous at August 29, 2007 9:14 AM

2.

theres no way thatd stand up in even a minor earthquake, major hurricane! truck explosion, fire underneath! lol Kerplunkt!

By Anonymous at August 29, 2007 9:23 AM

3.

#1 - Just as well as any other building i would imagine.


That truss system that the hotel is sitting on acts like a bridge, and it sits on those pillars, again, like a bridge.

There is no reason to think its unsafe. Any truck explosion, fire, or other such attack would be just as effective against a "normal" building, in the exact same ways.

But then again, this is curbed, so why not just over-react after looking at a picture??? It sure is more fun that way.

By Skroob at August 29, 2007 9:35 AM

4.

Separated at birth? No.
Is it just you? Yes.

By sven at August 29, 2007 9:42 AM

5.

Thats rather hideous.

By Ridgehooder at August 29, 2007 9:43 AM

6.

I hear Balazs is very concerned what you pee-ons think.

I can hear him now crying from his mansion.

By Anonymous at August 29, 2007 9:54 AM

7.

The Sheraton/Newton in Boston straddles the entire Massachusetts Turnpike in this manner. And you often see such construction oversees. It is not unsafe.

http://images.travelnow.com/hotels/BOS_NEWT-exter-1.jpg

By Bisquix at August 29, 2007 10:57 AM

8.

Speaking of Boston buildings, the Federal Reserve building is also on stilts. But you can't access the "crotch" of the building as easily as the Marriott or this POS hotel.


http://www.emporis.com/en/wm/bu/?id=federalreservebankbuilding-boston-ma-usa

By cmiller at August 29, 2007 11:14 AM

9.

Oops, I meant the Sheraton.

By cmiller at August 29, 2007 11:15 AM

10.

Like, Oh my God! The Standard on 10th Ave.! I'm a model and I stay at the Standard LA like a million times a year! I hope there'll be as cool a pool at this one as the one in LA! We can never have too may hotels or gastropubs in NY! I like love it here! It's like SO LA! Except for the smell.

By Natalia at August 29, 2007 12:50 PM

11.

Like, Oh my God! The Standard on 10th Ave.! I'm a model and I stay at the Standard LA like a million times a year! I hope there'll be as cool a pool at this one as the one in LA! We can never have too may hotels or gastropubs in NY! I like love it here! It's like SO LA! Except for the smell.

By Anonymous at August 29, 2007 12:51 PM

12.

Cripes, buildings three times the height of this one have been sitting on old pillars above the track complex leading in to Grand Central for many, many years. Get over it.

By Anonymous at August 29, 2007 1:15 PM

13.

I just can not understand the high line. We have serious infrasturcture issues - especially with con ed and with the city's sewers.

Why why why is the city spending money on this? It's so wierd.

By condo dweller at August 29, 2007 1:33 PM

14.

Whadaya mean, "those who will be allowed" to walk on the High Line? You realize it's a public park, right?

By Camile at August 29, 2007 2:12 PM

15.

#13. go put your head in a bag.
really! ...

By rodger at August 29, 2007 5:20 PM

16.

#13 -- I can't really understand Times Square, Murray Hill, South Street Seaport, The Bronx, or 95% of the rest of the crap in New York, but I'm still happy it's here. At least the Highline will be nice and green.

Also, the City isn't paying for it. That's what all of the fund raisers are for.

By friend of the highline at August 29, 2007 8:18 PM

17.

#14: yeah, we'll see how "public" it is after it's completed.

By pops at August 29, 2007 9:03 PM

18.

this will look like a hojo's in 1967, but not as fun, when all is said and done. rusting steel will never be 'nice and green' - leprechauns, maybe, but not the highline.

By timmy, age 8 at August 29, 2007 9:12 PM

19.

It looks like Lance Bass on all fours ready for action

By Joe Mama at August 29, 2007 10:48 PM

20.

looks like easy pickins for terrorists--oops! don't give al qaeda any ideas...

By jeremiah at August 30, 2007 9:04 AM

21.

Honestly, NY is getting so queered up, even the queers are rolling their eyes. The city is the New Vegas. Shiny, new, vapid, tasteless, just like the new generation of residents.

By Devon at August 30, 2007 2:16 PM

22.

I remember when Balazs first purchased the Nebraska Beef Building, and sat on it, as he believed he would be able to tear down part of the High Line to build a bigger hotel.

This is where the straddle came from.

By ahhh memories at August 30, 2007 4:31 PM

23.

#21, you said it: New Vegas! NYC exists no longer. years ago, Broadway shows turned into Vegas floor shows, nothing else.

By sean at September 27, 2007 1:56 PM




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