Arris Lofts Amenities Watch: 'Coming Along'
Friday, September 14, 2007, by Joey

The Arris Lofts in Long Island City is the luxury development Curbed readers love to hate, but the UnBroker has been holed up inside Arris since July, so let's get his take on the matter: "coming along and will provide lots of enjoyment." Interesting. Above is the current state of the courtyard, and what it will hopefully one day look like, rock pond and all.

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is the rock pond deeper then the lappool? my pool in my back yard is bigger than that. Please dont tell me that says 3ft deep on the side of the pool. Is this a joke or is this forreal?
I believe it's spelled "creepiness"
are rock ponds post-industrial?
lame
that 3 ft. pool is where they wash off the hookers. its a service to the community.
man, does that courtyard look dismal. so tiny.
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I don't see any starting blocks, so 3 1/2 should be plenty deep enough for a lap pool, which you know, is used for swimming laps.
and washing off dirty hookers.
#7 from the looks of this pool it seems like only 3 people can be in the pool at a time since it's only a lap pool that's 3 1/2 feet deep. There's over 200 units in this building. Are you kidding me? there's inflatable pools that are bigger than that.
Come on... here's a story that's actually about Arris and nobody wants to talk about Arris? And when the post has nothing to do with Arris then all the comments are about Arris.
Hmmm, are there any cuties at the Arris that may make use of the lap pool?
Amazing. Has there ever been so much buzz for a building before. Arris is the only thing that people talk about on that pathetic site of haters Queenswest.com. Now it is the only thing people want to talk about on Curbed. The jealousy out there for this building is unreal. Grow up people.
12 - do you really think that people can be jealous of a building? any building, not necessarily the mighty arris. seems like a contrived concept.
speaking of queenswest.com, don't you miss scull? please tell him to come back.
Even hookers need a place to rinse off.
#12 hi regency you dumb fuck
14 - I thought your Mom still lives with you CSK?
And CSK - I agree it is pretty pathetic of people to be jealous of an apartment building, which is why it is so difficult to understand your 24/7 trolling the internet obsessing about Arris. Grow up.
17, sorry about your expensive mistake at Arris. Enjoy the seedy area.
17, you are such a hyprocrite! You say csk trolls the boards, you do the same thing! You troll constantly ripping csk and defending Arris. Why don't you get a life TROLL!
Two more jealous haters - please. Get a life guys.
Jealous of hooker infested Arris, think not!
21 - Given the amount of time you spend obsessing about it obviously yes. Again, get a life CSK. Grow up.
22,Given the amount of time you spend obsessing about csk, grow up!
re-genie is one sick insecure fuck! you DUMB fuck regency!!!!!
rinse off your filthy whores regency...whoops, i mean rinse off your mother, who bought you the Arris mistake, you Arris-hole.
23 - 24 the jealousy continues. Man you are obessesed with Arris.
what's funny is that my name gets thrown around like csk's mommy....but the thruth is that man enough not to post under anon....he obviously isn't.....punk ass!!!! Go suck monty's python...you inse-cur,bitch.
26 - whatever theories you need to validate your insesant retarded posts. seriously, why do you think i would misrepresent whether or not i'm posting? is it b/c that's something you would do?
whoever you may be, one thing that you get to live with is the knowledge that you're a little childish coward who would never cop to any of your posts in person if given the chance.
just come to a QW bar crawl, everyone knows who i am. come tell me in peron the shit you're spewing in #26 and all over this website. both of us know that you won't b/c you're nothing more than a little pathetic child.
I don't drink alcohol, I'm not hiding from anything. So go on and do your childish pub crawls with your little friends! What are you doing on thecompiter chieckimg out an arris post???? I'm on cause it 5pm here in the uk.....you have no business being up this early unless your making breakfast for your madam. Fool!!
CSK - Instead of calling out Regency why don't you take the high road. Everyone knows that it is you behind all of these anti-Arris posts and/or a select few other Queenswest posters (Monte etc.). Have you ever considered why you piss people off? I mean isn't childish for someone to start threads and make up shit about there being hookers near someone's building? What do you expect Regency to say? I mean come on.
Dude I've seen you post some great stuff on QW.com, but I've also seen you capable of some pretty childish comments as well. Take the high road brother. Arris is a great addition to the neighboorhood. The vast majority of people living here are thrilled to be here and people shouldn't be making things up to diss it.
29 - if you really think it's me behind the posts then your otherwise reasonable post is a sham. not me, none of them, never ever. the only thing i ever said about arris was that i thought that many of its units were overpriced for the location - just my opinion. if you don't agree, that's fine, but start talking shit about me and it becomes personal, and i don't give a crap if you think it's justified b/c in your world i'm behind a bunch BS silly posts on this website.
introduce yourself to me and cop to the crap you're talking aobut me and then we can take the "highroad" going forward.
I agree with csk. I never post under Anonymous and never diss Arris or make up stupid shit about hookers and the like. I have only ever said that I like Arris but that the layouts, and kitchens did not suit my taste in the apartments available in the price range i wanted to pay.
I only ever incurred Regency's anger because I called him out on his immature and childish shit.
By the way. Regency, how does 9.53am translate into 5pm in the UK when there is a 5 hour time difference, and you have said that you do not drink alcohol on QW but also said that you were drinking when you were staying temporarily on the LES. Which is it?
regency, the stupid camel fucker just makes stuff up, why even try and bother with that arris-hole
Arris is NOT a great addition to the neighborhood, it is a money-pit with jackasses that live there. Arris as a whole is not worth the investment. Enjoy the hookers, thats about all Arris has going for it.
32, how do you know who Regency is and what (as implied by your comments) is his ethnicity?
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Hey #36, the Arris troll is back! Why do you sink to their level? You truely are a troll who is insecure about his purchase.
37 - Not for nothing but are you sure that you know what the definition of a troll is?
LIC got a 7.5 out of 10 for a shaky RE investment according to NY Mag.
38, an Arris troll is someone that trolls websites defending Arris and fabricates shit up to help protect his/her Arris investment at all costs.
regency and csk face off at the pub crawl. my money is on csk. ko round 3.
how many of you think curbed.com is ANON/csk/regency, the whole lot? seems like only LIC topics gather this much interest, especially arris lofts bashing, with the occassional pro-comment throw in from a real person sucked into the mix. quite funny actually.
40 - If that's the case, there aren't any Arris trolls out there as the only one making up stuff is you and all of it is anti-Arris but then again you know that.
42 - agreed. It is funny that someone calls out CSK and Monte on post 29 on a weekend no less and within minutes both respond indicating that they aren't responsible. Funny, indeed.
44. If you think that responding to a 10.33 post at 2.04 is within minutes you have a strange sense of time. I do look here more than i should but I am not that obsessive :-)
Of course I am answering you within 30 minutes because I am at work and looking for distractions :-)
two posts in a row monte?
47, a little out of it from visiting the Arris hookers last night.
#47, what do you mean? I am assuming you think I posted 46 as well as 45 despite my comments that I NEVER post anonymously and never actually diss Arris (only Regency). Anyway. I am done with this childish bickering and second guessing. this is my last post here!
it should be noted, for the record, that people that have closed and are now living at arris, are NOT paying common charges. personally, i think this is the right thing to do. i am happy to have closed just before this subprime mess (i pushed and pushed to get an early closing which was accomodated) then to have a gym/pool/courtyard, etc. however, i will not pay until i see progress and are actually able to use said ammenities. so, i'm all good now, because the developer is working with us, that says a lot. very positive for the future. i am floored that i own such an amazing apt ever night when i arrive home. it is a true loft.
50, that may be true but I bet you still have to pay for the hookers. They are never free.
50. I am so glad you are happy in your new apartment. That is really the most important thing. Any bitterness from the idiots here should not take that shine off for you.
wait if there are really hookers near arris, that compares favorably to many parts of manhattan that a similar apt would cost upwards of $1500-2000 a sq ft, cool, bring on the hookers, since i saved over a 1000 sq ft, over $1mm, i think i will take 3 at a time. think i can do it?
54 posts, will they ever end?
55, just like the hookers, the answer is no, it will never end
#58 ur mother is owned, by ME! What is j condo? Never heard of it.
I'm glad people now realize how bad an area it is around Arris. Hookers are a problem there and everyone will admit this except those that bought at Arris. It is sad that the Arris owners are so pissed off about their purchase that they would lie about this. Even though you made a bad choice by moving their, you can still tell the truth.
the hooker situation is gettin out of control in LIC, the other day i came home to my popcorn cealing and there was a hooker sitting on my couch, no joke! And i thought csk's mother was in the mental institution.
Amazing. Apparently, the same persons or should I say person posting all of these sightings of hookers at Arris also knows who killed JFK and saw UFOs at Roswell and has evidence of it.
Nevertheless, he still lives in a crappy apartment and noone believes him - ha ha ha
63 = Someone who is Full of Shit and has a vendetta
You Arris folks are quite pathetic. I live in LIC and hookers are there once in awhile. Why do you go back and forth with these haters. You are just as bad as they are. Don't be so insecure about your purchase even if the majority of people think your building is over-rated. SUCKERS!
The You-Tube video link of hookers in front of Arris will be posted shortly. People who are in denial, the video does not lie!
#66 you wouldn't blow up your mothers spot like that.
Can't wait for the video, I see the hookers for real once or twice a month.
All the Arris owners were warned. All the facts about Arris were available before they bought. Now they have nobody to blame but themselves. They should have bought at Citylights or Gantry where these issues (hookers, location, etc) do not exist. They jumped the gun too early.
regency ko rd 2 by csk. arris was a bad investment.