How to Have Fun on Bedford Avenue

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get the fuck out of our city.

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Meth is bad

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#1- Not your city anymore bitch!

I love it. Fuck you to all the non-hipsters. We thrive on your dismay and we've got numbers. HAHAHAHAHAHA.. Just try and get rid off us, you weak, badly dressed, unhip, small dicked Wal-mart loving fool.

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#1- If this guy was any other race you would be deemed a terrible racist person. Be glad you have us white people to hate on.

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A 45 calibre delivery to the right side of his head would have so easily taken care of the situation.

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My favorite is the dichotomy of the guy dancing all-day and having a good time and the dude walking by cursing out someone on his cell. You tell me, who's worse.

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#6 the guy dancing around.

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Wow like white people are really good dancers.
I did not know that!

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It's hard to tell from the interpretive dance move but this is actually a "Save the domino sugar factoy" protest.

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#6 - right on right on

11.

cocaine's a helluva drug

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crack is whack

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I was there yesterday. I'd never been in Williamsburg before. It was quite a welcome.

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Hamburgler has seen better days.

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Hamburgler has seen better days.

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Where's Waldo?

I walked by this guy yesterday - I feel like this happens about once a week on that corner.

17.

This guy is just trying to top naked times square hipster, you lose you f'in waste of life.

18.

Hey Nacho- you will be MY bitch soon- see you in Scarsdale.

19.

Well, that explains where our Venice Beach freaks go for vacation.

20.

Is that name supposed to be ironic? I'm sure it is for you, hipster. Well, all I can think of is a stale ol' piece of corn torilla covered in cheese. Actually, that's appropriate as hipsters are pure cheese, completely insubstantial.

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Hey #3, didn't hipsters live in Manhattan at one time? Wasn't that your city too? Gentrification sucks doesn't it?

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To #20: Nacho city anymore you damn fool.

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wow. wonder how many shitty photo blogs this guy was on today....

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Have no fear, The Cosmic Fool is here, to blow the lid off your conformist button-down world! Hear ye, hear ye! The intergalactic jester proclaims this conformity factory closed.

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15 years of loyal service and this is how they tell me? A jester with an invisible proclamation?

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Hipsters come from outside NY, places like; Wisconsin, New Jersey or somewhere even further, like Staten Island.

Hipsters are contrived, unoriginal, and trendy.

We also don't read curbed.com

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Couldn't say it better than commenter #1.

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The more luxury condos the better if it reduces the chances of me running into some mega-ultra-super-douche like this. There is street performance art, and then there is this, a super douche.

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Your so critical of one man's journey, one man's leap into the unknown. Well it's a free world I guess? Either way. Wacka Wacka. Next time I pull a rubber chicken out of my BUT. Take that you invisibles.

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Actually, the condos increase your chances of running into someone like this... street performers know where the disposable income is (after all, you schmucks pay millions to live in a toxic dump)

more mega condos in williamsbug! Keep that crap consolidated.

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Remind me why I'm supposed to feel bad that I see less of this....

32.

nothing to see here, carry on...