"I am totally conflicted, whose side should I be on? PS breeder moms with their obnoxious brats in SUV strollers, or PBR soaked hipsters on their ironic fixed gears? Can't they just destroy each other in a all out battle ala 'The Gangs of New York'?" [Slope Stroller Blowouts Lead to Line Cutting, Busier Bike Shops]